✅ SHIPPED
🏢 IKEA Contract Full Stack Developer · Jun 2021–Oct 2022
Built Java / Spring Boot microservices, React front ends, and GCP and Redis plumbing, and cut API latency by 70%.
⭐ #1 software engineer in my apartment ⭐
HIRE REUBEN!!!
Engineer for ur whole budget 1 EMAIL!!!
I’m Reuben Roy, an AI + full-stack software engineer with 3+ years building AI tools, backends and web apps. I’m looking for my next software engineering role. An introduction to the right team works too!!
Trusted* by:
Rubber Duck Inc.The Compiler (reluctantly)localhost:3000Stack Overflow tab #47a houseplant named Kevin
Actually shipped code at: IKEA (contract) · TruBridge (contract) · ASU · Aligned Rewards (capstone)
*trusted is a strong word. the duck is very trusting.
JOBS FOUND: 000
ENGINEERS READY: 001
HOT DOGS ROAMING: YES
- ✔ Engineer: located
- ✔ Resume: exists (ask nicely, by email)
- ✔ Coffee: theoretical
- ✔ Comic Sans: installed
- ✖ Job: 404 NOT FOUND
🧪 Engineer Fit-o-Matic 3000 🧪
Runs right here in ur browser. Uses 0 AI, 1 if-statement and a lot of confidence. Nothing is sent anywhere unless u press the email button.
Exampels of Reuben’s Wrok 😎
(the spelling is a bit. the work is real.)
✅ SHIPPED
🏥 TruBridge Contract Software Engineer · Dec 2022–Jul 2024
Worked on .NET, PostgreSQL, ETL and healthcare interoperability: migrated 64+ TB of data and made queries 90% faster.
NEW!!
🎓 ASU, AI engineering & teaching Jan–May 2026
Built a Canvas-integrated AI auto-grader, then a capstone at Aligned Rewards: RAG with LangChain, FastAPI, embeddings, Pinecone, and LLM routing with fallback.
🕹 PLAYABLE
🕹 The portfolio Interactive · has doors
A game-like portfolio: arrow keys, doors, the works. Resumes are fine; walking through doors is better.
Play it →Toolbox: Python / FastAPI React / Next.js Java / Spring Boot .NET / PostgreSQL RAG / LLM integrations
Pakages 💰💰💰
Three plans. Zero checkout screens. All plans include the same engineer.
Broke Recruiter
$0/forever
- Portfolio u can walk around in
- GitHub, for inspecting under the hood
- Hot dogs (included, unavoidable)
MOST POPULER
Pro Introducer
1 email/total
- Know a team hiring engineers?
- Forward this link or CC me
- I’ll handle the awkward bit
Enterprise
Call Reuben
- Roles, projects, or questions
- Resume available by email
- The phone below is pretend. The email is real.
Reveiws from my desk!!!
My office equipment has thoughts. None of them are paid.
“0 errors, 0 warnings, 1 suspiciously good engineer.”— The Compiler, Senior Warning Officer
“He explained the bug to me for ten minutes. I have never felt so understood.”— Rubber Duck, Head of Listening
“Rendered flawlessly. Please hire him before I get another tab.”— The Browser, Tab Hoarder
“He has a real job history. I have a bun. Hire accordingly.”— Frank, Roaming Hot Dog Consultant
📋 Pointless Survey 98
JOB FOUND?? TELL REUBEN!!!
Hiring for software engineering? Know someone who is? One email is plenty.
Not hiring? Forward this page to someone who is. That helps too!!